The class reading of Booty candy Inspired me to write this….
Kary: Girl look at this weather, they say a storm is coming .
Marge: But God !!! The Lord will make a way.
Kary: I heard that. So you know my girl Rihanna was dressed to the nines at that award show, yasss! Rihanna Navy Bitches!
Marge: But the bible says a loose woman shall not enter the kingdom of heaven and you know that it is unholy to idolize. That jezebel is nothing to admire.
Kary: Ummmm. Ok girl, so do you want to go to Red Lobster with me and Tyrone, I mean its technically and unofficial date but it would be fun if you came?
Marge: My bible denounces eating shell fish and my eyes can not handle fornication, you know Tyrone is a man that likes to poke, and its unholy to let him poke you or even think about the act!!! Heathen.
Kary: Girl so do you want to go or not?
Marge: Just let me have a little talk with Jesus, but I will have no part in sinning…… does he have a cousin?